Kurtman

What you're about to read is why I chose my favorite cartoon characters and traits I enjoy. Anyway, here goes: Cartoons/Anime/Webcomics: Emotional turn-ons: I'm a big fan of shy, quiet and geeky types and cowardly sidekicks. I'm also a big fan of funny sarcastic types who love breaking the 4th wall. The third type I'm a big fan of is the totally random goofball type character. Most female characters I like are older, more mature women. Physical turn-on: Cartoon dogs (or any kind of canine) with a medium-long snout. For some reason, I don't like short-snouted bulldog types. Blue or green eyes are very cool in my book. Chicks who I find "hot

(Later that night) Alvin: Red Barkers, this is the 4th week already and you've lost 3 times. One of your team members will go and you will be outnumbered by the Blue Howlers 6 to 8. When I call your name, come and get a doggie treat. Alvin: Martin! (The German Shepherd grabs his treat and eats it) Alvin: Chester! (The Doberman munches his treat) Alvin: Ash! (The Whippet eats her treat) Alvin: Shiloh! (The Husky snatches her treat) Alvin: Zoe! (The Pekingese accepts her treat) Alvin: Ogden and Tom, one of you will be going home tonight. I think you both know why you're in the bottom two. The final dog treat goes to........Tom! (Og

(Later) Alvin: Cassie, Vanessa, Martin and Tom. You're up for a game of tug-of-war. Are you ready? Cassie: Sure, a little mud has never hurt me. Martin: I used to play this game with my master before! Vanessa: Gee, I don't know. What if I mess up a claw or something? Cassie: You'll be fine, Vanessa. And if you do get a little muddy you can always take a warm, relaxing bath. Tom: I can do this with no trouble, piece of cake! Alvin: Let me explain the rules, the last dog standing wins a point for their team. You're going to hang on to a rope over this pool of mud and rainwater. I'm sure you all know the rest of it. On your mark, get set,

On the previous episode of Canine Park - The final 16 were assigned to watch of movie on forest safety and Ellen admitted that graphic movies bother her. Both teams then had to race through a forest trail to the finish line. The Blue Howlers crossed first but Seth and Marina took a shortcut through poison ivy, making the Red Barkers win for once. Seth the firehouse Dalmatian was the unlucky dog sent home in the most tearful goodbye yet. (During midnight, Harv wakes up to a mysterious shadow standing above him, he screams and begins fighting with it as it tries choking the yellow Labrador. Harv finally screams and it goes away and he pants ou

(Later that night) Alvin: I have 8 doggie treats on the plate. The only dog who does not get a treat must go home on the bus. Do I make myself clear? Seth: Crystal. Alvin: The first treat goes to Zack! (The Borzoi grabs his treat) Alvin: Cassie! (The Border Collie gets her treat) Alvin: Harv! (The Lab grabs his) Alvin: Fifi! (The Poodle snatches hers and eats it) Alvin: Ellen! (The Great dane recieves her treat) Alvin: Frankie! (The Malamute eats his own treat) Alvin: Vanessa! (The Chihuahua gets thrown her treat) Alvin: This is the final dog treat tonight. Seth and Marina, one of you is going home. Marina: Hmph. This is bad

(Later, the Red Barkers are walking on a forest trail) Chester: Listen, Zoe. I know we got off on the wrong foot and all but we're on the same team, you'll have to put up with me. Zoe: Hmph! Ash (Whispering to Chester): She's just a bad sport, don't let her get to you. Shiloh: Wow Ogden, I'm surprised at you! Ogden: Why? Shiloh: We're already on a trail and you've curbed your hunting instinct. Good job! Ogden: But what if I see a squirrel? Shiloh: Try your best not to chase it. You don't want to be next to go, do you? Ogden: Is that a good thing? Shiloh: Not if you wanna win the competition! Tom: Hey Martin, you think I'd make the

On the previous episode of Canine Park - The 17 dogs all have to swim to the end of the pool to retrieve flags. Frankie grossed out everyone with a story, Vanessa almost drowned and Ash peed in the pool. Ash cried afterwards and Chester comforted her. After dinner, the vote was decided and the Red Barkers gave their resident Afghan Hound, Jenny the boot because of her vain and incredibly lazy nature. (The final 16 contestants have arrived to breakfast) Vanessa: Like I heard we're gonna watch a movie today! Marina: I hope it's an action flick. Seth: I hope it's sci-fi like Invasion Of The Idiot Cats From Sector 5! (Tom gets up from the Re

(Later that night) Alvin: Red Barkers, this is the second time you've lost. I have 7 dog treats on this plate. When I call your name, come and get your treat. Alvin: Tom! (Tom walks over and grabs his treat) Alvin: Shiloh! (Shiloh walks over and eats hers) Alvin: Martin! (Martin marches over and chews his treat) Alvin: Ash! (Ash walks over and eats her treat) Alvin: Chester! (Chester snatches his doggy treat) Alvin: Zoe! (Zoe waddles over and munches up hers) Alvin: Jenny and Ogden, one of you is going home tonight. I hope you both know why you're in the bottom two. Jenny: We do. Now please, give me my treat. Alvin: Sorry to s

(The all arrive at the pool) Alvin: As you can see, this is the pool in Canine Park. It's quite large. Your goal here is to swim to the end of the pool and capture the flag at the end. Harv: Sounds like a piece of cake! My breed was born for this! Alvin: Blue Howlers, this time you're up first. Starting with Seth! Seth: Gee, you guys. I'm not so sure... Zack: Just pretend you're on fire from rescuing a kid from a burning hotel! Seth: Okay, Zack. If you put it that way....... (Seth yelps and jumps into the pool and starts paddling to the end of it) Cassie: Go Seth, go! (Seth grabs the flag and swims back and gets out, the Blue Howler

On the previous episode of Canine Park - We got to meet all 18 dogs and had a fun frisbee game. The Blue Howlers got along well and won the first challenge. The Red Barkers weren't so lucky and lost, having to send one home. Shiloh heckled fellow team members, Zoe yelled at Chester for being a witch and Donny's true motive was for his master to become the richest man on Earth. In the end, it all came between Shiloh and Donny. Shiloh was chosen to stay another week and rich Bulldog Donny was the first to be sent home. (Cassie yawns and stretches) Zack: Wow Cass, you're up early! Cassie: Yeah, I'm what you call a light sleeper. Zack: I wond